Dooohhhh....

I like a little sarcasm every once in a while so here ya go:

Things that make you go hmmmm....

1. People who point at their wrist while
asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is
yours?

2 People who are willing to get off
their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they
refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to
have your cake and eat it too'. You got that right! What good is cake if
you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last
place you look'. Of course it is . Why the heck would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this?

5 When people say while watching a film
'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and
stare at the stupid floor.

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a
question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it,
couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What
the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do
that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and
someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be
standing here?